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The United States Government should make Election Day a national holiday

First of all, we could have extravagantly better Election Day parties if we had the whole day off. Second, I hypothesize that it would increase the percentage of the eligible public who vote. With the whole day off, knowing why you have the day off, and not having to take off from work, the impetus to vote would be greater.

Of course, some would argue that increasing the percentage of people who vote is a bad idea, but we have a name for those people: Republicans, as poor people vote far less than do wealthier people. (Actually, 86% of registered voters voted in the 2000 elections; we should really keep focusing on increasing voter registration. But I still want a day off.)



hipster girls should stop wearing leggings as pants 1 cheer

They’re barely acceptable as layering pieces under dresses, holey jeans or (god forbid) formal shorts. But they are not acceptable as pants! You are NOT Lindsey Lohan. You are NOT Mischa Barton. You are NOT WEARING PANTS! Go put on some pants.



taxi cabs should let five people ride together 2 cheers

Especially in the big van cabs, which seriously can easily fit six! Sometimes you can bribe your driver into letting you take five, but then someone has to duck down or lie on the floor.



Bank of America should integrate all their state account systems 3 cheers

I opened my BoA account in Washington in 1998. I moved to New York in 2005. I spent the summer of 2006 in California. This has caused me no end of problems as the Washington accounts are in some sort of weird, siloed space that doesn’t integrate with their overall system. When you call BoA, they won’t recognize your WA account number as a valid account number- you have to make sure you say “oh, my account is in Washington state.” Depositing checks in NY to my WA state account, until a few months ago, had to be done by teller, and there was a 2 week delay on an important check when I moved to CA. How hard can this possibly be? They’ve been promising integration for two years now.



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