Fellonius Hopfenstoppur on Should Do This

Fellonius Hopfenstoppur

Cares about: Bill O'Reilly, iTunes Store, Rudy Giuliani, Michael Vick, The NYC MTA, ***Comedy Central***, Seattle Supersonics, The Canadian Police, Amtrak, Internet users

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Bill O'Reilly should asphyxiate himself until cardiac arrest — 1 person
iTunes Store should close down because only fools pay for mp3s — 1 person
Rudy Giuliani should park his car in an air tight garage and take a nap with the engine running — 2 people
Michael Vick should be bound and gagged and put in a cage with 100 hungry wolverines — 2 people
The NYC MTA should put some of their 75Million dollar surplus into painting the ceilings. Mmmm lead chips, just what the city's kids need in their diet — 1 person
***Comedy Central*** should cancel bigoted thief Carlos Mencia's unfunny show — 3 people
Seattle Supersonics should find Sean Kemp and Kenall Gill, hire them and return to glory — 2 people
The Canadian Police should stop using agents provocateurs to incite violence — 1 person
Amtrak should lower prices because half the time its cheaper to fly — 2 people
Internet users should type goatse into google images — 1 person
BT should start playing good records — 2 people
Washington Mutual should not charge me $30 five times for looking at my balance when I had no money — 2 people
博客 should 客博 — 1 person
you should read my funny suggestions — 1 person
Jersey City should just give up — 1 person
Radiohead should stop whining — 1 person
Kathy Griffin should be drawn and quartered before a live audience — 1 person
The American People should call for the head of Carlos Mencia on a pike — 1 person
Wilfred Brimley should inject a pack of sugar — 1 person
Tony Little should do more crank — 2 people

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Washington Mutual should not charge me $30 five times for looking at my balance when I had no money –2 cheers

WaMu charges you money to LOOK AT YOUR BALANCE at an atm. Yes thats right, just to see how much money you have.

Not only that but they ruthlessly charged me 30$ 5 times in ONE DAY because i kept checking to see if a deposit cleared.

Hopefully one of these days the banker’s pen takes turns rotisserieing the wamu guy.

Screw these guys- chase is a lot nicer I’ve found.

Respond | 2 cheers | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 11:51AM)

BT should start playing good records

we can all agree on this

Respond | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 10:19AM)

Internet users should type goatse into google images

try it- once you do, you’ll know why

Respond | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 10:18AM)

Amtrak should lower prices because half the time its cheaper to fly

They are outmoded for city to city trips, so cut us all a break

Respond | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 10:17AM)

The Canadian Police should stop using agents provocateurs to incite violence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St1-WTc1kow

Respond | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 10:11AM)

Seattle Supersonics should find Sean Kemp and Kenall Gill, hire them and return to glory

what have they got to lose?

Respond | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 10:09AM)

***Comedy Central*** should cancel bigoted thief Carlos Mencia's unfunny show –1 cheer

1) its not funny
2) he steals his jokes from Paul Mooney among others
3) thousands have written comedy central demanding this

Respond | 1 cheer | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 10:04AM)

Michael Vick should be bound and gagged and put in a cage with 100 hungry wolverines

He is a monster

2 responses | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 09:48AM)

Rudy Giuliani should park his car in an air tight garage and take a nap with the engine running

He married his cousin

Respond | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 09:46AM)

iTunes Store should close down because only fools pay for mp3s

Self explanatory

5 responses | Cheer this | about 1 year ago (Aug 23, 09:45AM)

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